I resisted for years. I don’t like watching my food get made. I don’t want to decide between Pimento beans and black beans. I don’t want to hear a high school senior tell me that guacamole is going to cost extra or watch them schlop delicious, liquid sour cream onto my Barbacoa Burrito Bowl. I don’t want unhinge my jaw, snake-like, and vacuum down mouthfuls without even checking if I have removed all of the tinfoil. But I do. I still don’t fully trust Chipotle but I can see that they’ve won.

I will stand in line on 57th street for their delicious food and I will watch their beautiful and eerie charity music videos where Karen O sings Willie Nelson songs and kids get teary about farmers. I will do these things over and over again and enjoy it. You win Chipotle. 

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